Chicken Crossing

I dedicate this page to the fearless chickens who cross the road sometimes chased by dogs, but often dodging cars and cyclists like me.

If you found this page, then you are a dedicated student of end time prophecy for sure.

Q: What does this have to do with end time prophecy?

A:  Nothing, so don't try to analyze it.

Now you know why the chicken crossed the road...

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  • Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?
  • George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
  • Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
  • Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
  • Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by
  • Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!
  • Martin Luther King : It had a dream
  • James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
  • Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
  • Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
  • Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime
  • George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776
  • Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
    the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
  • Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side
  • Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge
  • Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

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